Life or something like it...

it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

(via disorder)

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

(via disowns)

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

(via retiredjesus)

(Source: real-killerqueen, via niadil)

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lameborghini:

girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk

image

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