Life or something like it...

it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

“Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.”

—   Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

(via alienfanclub)

Friend:

Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!

Me:

eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it

Friend:

Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well

Me:

Yeah sorry :/

Me:

*continues to be a world famous blogger*

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

(via pizza)

“Being both soft and strong is a combination very few have mastered.”

—   Yasmin Mogahed  (via youthila)

(Source: islamicrays, via alienfanclub)

“Does my uniform make me look fat?”

—   Insecurity guard (via lamapalooza)

(Source: lamapalooza, via pizza)

tacodwell:

I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping

(Source: cashcutie, via pizza)

ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

(Source: ugly, via pizza)

(via pizza)