Life or something like it...

it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

nayx:

wow pretty deep…

(Source: broocewayne, via alienfanclub)

mom:

don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot

me:

fire cannot kill a dragon

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

(via disorder)

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

(Source: diqqity, via disorder)

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

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